This here’s funny:
A Redneck Writes To President Obama
What would a letter from a redneck to President Obama look like? Possibly something like this …
Deer Press-uh-dent Oh-bomb-uh:
I gist wonted two right a few lines two say congress-adulations on your new job and two pass along a few requisites from some kinfolk.
Cousin Ed, who is reel smart and helped me right this here letter cents he made it all the way threw the fifth grade and all, said he would appreciate it if you could keep Press-uh-dent Bush’s War on Terriers going cents he never could stand those rascals. (I’m more of a blue tick hound dog man, myself.)
Cousin Fred wants two no if one of those new green jobs you are planing might include making green moonshine. He’s got lots of experience in that area and seams write sure he could make the whiskey green gist by adding a little peat moss two it.
Cousin Jed is a teller at the bank. He has lots of experience handling money and wants two no if you need sum-one two help add-men-uh-stir that there economic stem-you-less package everybody is jawing about.
Cousin Ned is the only one in the family with inner-net ax-cess. He said he has herd a hole lot of bad stuff about you, and he is going two move two the South Pole (sense it’s probably a lot warmer than the North Pole). He says if things turn out okay up here, heel gist sneak across the Mexico boarder and hitch a ride back home.
Anyway, that’s about all fur now. Come sea us when you can now, you here?
Your Friend in Redneck County, Hicksville, USA,
Billy Bob Joe Bubba Brown